Glorious British leader, saviour of the free world and inspiration to new-born babies everywhere. Almost certainly enjoyed a crumpet with his brandy.
Critically acclaimed and best-selling British author, David's favourite crumpet topping is "spread". This is actually true, as the crumpetman team asked him at a book launch.
TV legend and fitness icon, Davina recently explained one of the keys to her superbod to Now Magazine: Breakfast is two crumpets with butter and honey! So keeping in trim doesn't need to be traumatic!
Yes of course we have nothing to support this contention, but we bet Dizzee loves crumpets as much as the next man. Crumpets wiv da man dem?
Star of the famous Not The Nine O'Clock News sketch, Gerald is asked whether he has a mate. He talks through his various friends, before understanding that Pamela Stephenson is asking about crumpet. Wild, I was livid!
Revered monarch of Great Britain and the Commonwealth, loved and cherished by all her subjects, and very sorely missed. Not a matter of public record, but you can perfectly imagine Her Late Majesty having enjoyed a crumpet or two on her rare evenings off.
Renowned actress Maxine is a proper crumpet fan! She described a typical meal round her house on the Graham Norton Show recently. Crumpets with a savoury topping for the main course, crumpets with a sweet topping for afters. National treasure in the making!
Comedy genius and definitive English bounder. One would imagine that he enjoyed his crumpets with hard cheese, old boy!