Just-a like-a mamma used to make-a!

It's worth making a really nice fresh salad for this, to offset the richness of the sauce.
| Preparation: 30 minutes | Serves: 18 crumpets |
| Cooking: 3 hours | Cold-buttered crumpets |
| Ingredients | Quantity (metric) | Quantity (imperial) |
|---|---|---|
| Bolognese | ||
| Minced beef (10% fat) | 1 kg | 2.2 lb |
| Medium white onions (finely chopped) | 2 | 2 |
| Celery stalks (finely chopped) | 3 | 3 |
| Carrots (peeled and finely chopped) | 3 | 3 |
| Olive oil | 2 tbsp | 2 tbsp |
| Rosemary (dried is fine) | 1 tsp | 1 tsp |
| Thyme (dried is fine) | 1.5 tsp | 1.5 tsp |
| Oregano (dried is fine) | 2 tbsp | 2 tbsp |
| Salt and pepper | Plenty | Plenty |
| Tomato puree | 4 tbsp | 4 tbsp |
| Worcestershire sauce | 2 tbsp | 2 tbsp |
| Chopped tomatoes (tinned) | 800 g | 1.75 lb |
| Tabasco sauce | 2 tsp | 2 tsp |
| Beef stock | 300 ml | 10.5 floz |
| Red wine | 250 ml | 9 floz |
| Salad | ||
| Babyleaf salad | 250 g | 9 oz |
| Cucumber (cored and diced) | 1 | 1 |
| Red or yellow pepper (chopped) | 1.5 | 1.5 |
| Cherry tomatoes (chopped) | 12 | 12 |
| Spring onions (finely chopped) | 6 | 6 |
| Radishes (sliced) | 12 | 12 |
| Salt and pepper | Not too little | Not too much |
| French or Italian dressing | Not too little | Not too much |
| Accompaniments | ||
| Grated parmesan cheese | As much | As you fancy |