What a way to start the day!

This isn't the quickest or easiest breakfast, but as Arnold said, "it is easier to go down a hill than up, but the view is from the top".
| Preparation: 15 - 75 mins | Serves: 12 crumpets |
| Cooking: 15 minutes | Cold-buttered crumpets |
| Ingredients | Quantity (metric) | Quantity (imperial) |
|---|---|---|
| Omelettes | ||
| Smoked haddock fillet (undyed, skinned and boned) | 300 g | 10.6 oz |
| Milk | 275 ml | 9.7 floz |
| Free-range eggs | 12 | 12 |
| Butter | 40 g | 1.4 oz |
| Double cream, whipped | 50 ml | 1.75 floz |
| Parmesan cheese (grated) | 4 tbsp | 4 tbsp |
| Salt and pepper | Not too little | Not too much |
| Fresh chives (finely chopped) | 2 tbsp | 2 tbsp |
| Bechamel sauce | ||
| Milk | 275 ml | 9.7 floz |
| Small onion (peeled and finely chopped) | 1 | 1 |
| Butter | 1.75 oz | 50 g |
| Plain flour | 50 g | 1.75 oz |
| Double cream | 50 ml | 1.75 floz |
| Cloves | 3 | 3 |
| Nutmeg (freshly grated) | 1 tsp | 1 tsp |
| Salt and pepper | Not too little | Not too much |
| Hollandaise sauce | ||
| Butter | 75 g | 2.65 oz |
| Free-range egg yolk | 1 | 1 |
| Lemon juice | 1 tbsp | 1 tbsp |
| Salt and pepper | Not too little | Not too much |