The perfect dish to soak up the scrumpy!

And you don't need to be a Masterchef semi-finalist to make it!
| Preparation: 10 minutes | Serves: 6 crumpets | 
| Cooking: None | Hot-buttered crumpets | 
| Ingredients | Quantity (metric) | Quantity (imperial) | 
|---|---|---|
| Cheddar cheese (finely sliced) | 125 g | 4.4 oz | 
| Free range ham (sliced and torn) | 100 g | 3.5 oz | 
| Cucumber (finely sliced) | 1/2 | 1/2 | 
| Silverskin pickled baby onions (sliced) | 12 | 12 | 
| Red peppers (cut into small pieces) | 1/2 | 1/2 | 
| Ploughman's pickle | 3 tbsp | 3 tbsp | 
| Salt and pepper | Just a little | Just a little | 
Don't forget to use ham from happy pigs, or karma might come to bite you on the arse.